Top Norks

Sofia Vergara Promo Shot

2011-10-25T16:16:00.001+01:00

Sofia Vergara from Modern Family. If you haven't seen these on tv/dvd yet then you need to!
More shots here

Secrets Of The Page 3 Girls

2011-10-02T23:46:00.000+01:00

Found this the other day.
Note the certain Grange Hill actress!

Milf Norks #2

2011-10-02T23:28:00.000+01:00

Ladies of a certain age become more delectable, no?

Boobs O'Clock

2011-10-02T23:21:00.000+01:00

We've been skirting around the issue lately so we'll just come out with it.
BOOBS!

Re-Post

2011-09-10T22:47:00.001+01:00

Noticed that this pic had been changed - not by me - by the internet fairies and replaced with a rather worrying-looking warning sign (see 'Heaving' post below) so I'll try again.

Fingers crossed, folks.....

Imogen Thomas Flood #2

2011-09-03T10:44:00.003+01:00

Imogen is certainly getting out and about this summer.
These are from a recent photo shoot in Spain for her upcoming 2012 calender.
Wish I'd paid more attention to Big Brother in 2006 now :-(

Heaving

2011-09-03T10:34:00.001+01:00

And here we have yet more ladies top bottoms.
Got to say that whole 'camera phone, mirror photo' doesn't sit well with me. Yeah I'm talkin' 'bout you, number 2. Least there's no accompanying duckface. Sheesh.

Bouncy Boobs Gif

2011-08-29T01:54:00.000+01:00

I haven't done one of these before so here it is.

Expect loads more as GIFs become my next favourite thing in the whole wide world.
For a week.

Bunch Of Arse

2011-08-28T21:57:00.000+01:00

Norks are good. And bums are also good.
So here's some bums.
I like that word.
Bums
Bums, bums, bums, bums, bums, bums, bums, bums, bums, bums, bums, bums, bums, bums.

Mmmmm. Bums.

Bikini Selection

2011-08-28T21:45:00.000+01:00

Well as it's supposedly 'summer' then here's a selection of bikini pics to accompany the 'weather'.

Grumble, grumble.......

Tegan Brady

2011-08-02T00:52:00.000+01:00

Who she?
She's British and apparently she has "just turned 18".
O Rly?
Has an older sister called Emily.
Meh.

Imogen Thomas Flood #1

2011-08-02T00:41:00.000+01:00

Imogen Mary Thomas (born 29 November 1982) is a Welsh glamour model, beauty queen and television personality. She rose to fame in 2003, after winning Miss Wales, and achieved further note in 2006, when she appeared, and lasted three months, in the seventh series of reality TV series Big Brother.

And she also nobbed a footballer.

Real...?

2011-08-02T00:36:00.000+01:00

She looks like she's one of those Love Dolls. But real.
I'm confused.

How About Some Cleavage....

2011-07-28T02:19:00.000+01:00

Boobs & cleavage go together like..........

Water, Water Everywhere.....

2011-06-19T01:51:00.002+01:00

Jugs + water = ding-dong.
A tenuous category for you to feast on.

Star Norks

2011-06-19T01:24:00.000+01:00

The Force is strong in this one.
These ARE the boobs we're looking for.
Etc.........

Tanya...now with added boobage

2011-06-17T10:35:00.001+01:00

As requested by the Top Norks Fan Club a.k.a. GSMan, here are the topless Tanya Song pics.
I'm not prone to showing full boob-flesh usually but...as my arm was twisted I complied ;-)

And I'm not sure what happened to the top pic. Tanya seems to have temporarily mislaid part of her person. Someone's gone a bit 'mumsy' with Photoshop.
Don't blame me I'm just the messenger boy.

Who She?

2011-06-17T10:28:00.000+01:00

This enigmatic, flame-haired booby-lady has a plethora of pics. No idea who she is but she likey the camera, yes?

Roxanne Pallett

2011-05-22T23:54:00.000+01:00

Roxanne Pallett. Who she?
Up until last week I had no idea who she was either.
Born 26 December 1982 in Carlisle, Cumbria and is a British actress most famous for playing the role of Jo Sugden in the ITV soap opera, Emmerdale.
She was on one of those dancing, singing, vote-you-off tv shows as well.
Is nice, yes?

Bovvered

2011-05-07T23:08:00.000+01:00

She ain't.....BOVVERED!

Gangsta....Gangsta....

2011-05-07T23:05:00.000+01:00

That's what they're yelling.

Claire Goose

2011-05-07T22:48:00.000+01:00

Claire Goose (born 10 February 1975) is a British actress. She is best known for her role as nurse Tina Seabrook in the BBC television drama Casualty and later as DS Mel Silver in Waking the Dead.
I can't believe that I've labelled her a milf. I remember buying 'Sky Magazine' in the 90's and oogling at a massive poster that came with the mag.
Think I did, too.

Retro Mystery Girl

2011-05-07T22:38:00.000+01:00

Don't know the face behind the jugs on this one.

More Tanya

2011-05-07T22:34:00.000+01:00

As requested by GSMan in the chatbox, here's some more Tanya.
I need just the slightest prompt and I'll post more. There are some topless shots but I'm sure YOU don't want to see them.........

Fun. Bags.

2011-05-07T22:28:00.000+01:00

Crikey. That'll do for me, Tommy.
If you're under 37 then that reference will be lost on you.
Or if you're American.

Chloe Vevrier, Boi-ing!

2011-03-24T01:09:00.000Z

You could almost say that Chloe Vevrier was the reason that this blog was made.
You'd be wrong of course. But you could say it just the same.

Christina Hendricks

2011-03-15T12:32:00.000Z

This particular post goes out to Cox who was amazed that I had not posted any Christina Hendricks.
I have to say I'd not heard of her previously - I haven't seen Mad Men to tv.

N.b. If you want to see more of a particular lady then tell me in the C-Box - which is just to your right ------------------------------->

Tanya Song - "Dream Boobs" Girl

2011-02-11T00:41:00.001Z

Here's a few pics of the aforementioned Dream Boobs girl, Tanya Song.

These are not the shots I was alluding to and until someone actually leaves a comment somewhere that they want to see these scintillating shots then they'll just have to reside on my hard drive a little longer!

Clothes Robbers Strike Again

2011-02-11T00:19:00.000Z

Full Of Eastern Promise

2011-02-11T00:17:00.000Z

Benny Benassi - Satisfaction

2011-02-10T02:54:00.001Z

Deanne Berry - or That Bird out of that Call Me video

2011-02-10T02:28:00.000Z

Yes it's only about 50 years late but I saw Deanne Berry on an episode of Never Mind The Buzzcocks and it reminded me of that ever-so-risque Satisfaction video by Benny Benassi.
Actually, no, that's wrong. Talk about a Freudian Slip.
It's Call Me by Eric Prydz but they're both similar in style, aren't they? One's power drills and the other's leotards......

Deanne Berry (born July, 1980) is an Australian dancer and choreographer best known for her appearance in the music video for the single "Call on Me" by Eric Prydz.
[edit] Biography

Born and raised in Sydney, Berry is a former cheerleader with the Cronulla Sharks rugby league team.

The single "Call on Me" by Eric Prydz was released in 2004 and is a looped-sample of the 1982/1987 song "Valerie" by Steve Winwood. The video, concepted and choreographed by Berry, features an aerobics class of 1980s style leotard-clad women and a sole man (played by Juan Pablo Di Pace), led by Berry as aerobics instructor, performing a series of sexually suggestive gym routines.

Unfortunately I can't embed the HQ version of the vid but you can view it directly here.

Irina Shayk's Them Curves

2011-01-28T22:13:00.001Z

Crap pun. You try writing an in-your-face headline.

Cristiano blokeyface, footballer bloke is her 'partner'.
And that's more than I need to know frankly.

Jane Goldman Norky Norks

2011-01-28T22:05:00.000Z

Apparently hubby Jonathan Ross suffers from a lisp. I think he just goes around with a worn-out tongue, meself.

Dream Boobs - NEWS!

2011-01-28T22:01:00.000Z

You remember Dream Boobs, right? Well I've obtained some more pictures that'll knock your socks off.

Watch this space.

Rachel's End Of Series Garb

2011-01-28T02:08:00.001Z

Rachel Riley ended the 2010 end of year series of Channel 4's Countdown with this little number.

Exploding Norks #2

2011-01-28T02:01:00.001Z

BOING!

Curvy With A Side Order Of Hubba Hubba

2011-01-28T01:57:00.000Z

Very much 'unknown' lady here. If anyone recognizes her, leave a comment.

You Won't Get Into Harrods Like That

2010-11-27T17:04:00.000Z

Not much to say except them's are a cracking pair of lady-bobs.

Upon closer inspection I have to say that her hands are a bit on the 'manly' side.

Shobna Gulati Esquire Photoshoot

2010-11-24T10:50:00.000Z

Shobna Katy

Shobna Gulati (born 7 September 1966) is an English actress, writer and dancer of Indian origin, best known for playing Anita in Victoria Wood's dinnerladies, and Sunita Alahan in the long-running soap opera Coronation Street from 2001 to 2006,

Shobna - known to millions of viewers as Sunita Alahan - was given a make-over to look like Katy Perry when she posed topless for men's magazine Esquire.

The Return Of Curvy Kate

2010-11-18T00:56:00.000Z

Kate's (I mean, Laura) back on Bra Stop again - woop, woop.

2010-10-13T01:41:00.001+01:00

Who she? Mariana Davalos, a European model who wears pants rather well. And that's just about all one needs to know really.

You Guys Love Keyra Augustina!

2010-10-12T14:27:00.000+01:00

Going by the stats on this blog, most visitors come here on the strength of Keyra Augustina more than anything else!

If anyone wants I'll put up some more pics of her. Just leave a comment here or in the C-Box ;0)

Dream Boobs

2010-10-12T01:25:00.002+01:00

Yes.
Please.

Milf Norks

2010-10-11T22:15:00.001+01:00

Natural norks on a natural milf. Hubba, hubba.

Exploding Norks #1

2010-10-11T21:59:00.003+01:00

Cough, cough....I say.
Bursting boobs are great aren't they?
After 10 minutes I noticed that the picture on the bottom left is actually a mirror image.

Corinne Wicks aka Dr Norks

2010-09-16T11:07:00.000+01:00

A few years ago (2000 - 2005) on BBC's 'Doctors' was a character called Dr. Helen Thompson (actress Corinne Wicks). She soon came to be forever known as Dr Norks as these pictures show.

Sadly she is no longer featured on our screens.

Sam Fox

2010-08-17T16:25:00.003+01:00

This 44-year old carpet-munching dwarf (born April 15, 1966) used to be top totty back in the 80's. I can still remember buying a copy of The Sun one day in 1986 whilst on work experience and marvelling at her picture on page 3.
I saw her recently on Come Dine With Me and she was actually really nice. A contrast to the last time she was on a reality show in some bar serving drinks to customers whilst really losing her rag.
Come to think of it she was on I'm A Celebrity...... last year I think, and all the old memories came rushing back.

Oh Gawd, Sam, why you a Gash Guzzler? Why?? It could've been so sweet.

Barclays Spinning Coins Girl

2010-07-06T23:28:00.003+01:00

In the words of that dozy blonde bint off Big Brother, who IS she?
This very attractive brunette makes me watch closely whenever this ad is on yet I can't find anything about her.

Sarah Silverman

2010-05-03T23:32:00.004+01:00

Sarah Kate Silverman (born December 1, 1970) is an American comedian, writer, actress, singer and musician. Although usually credited as Sarah Silverman, she is sometimes credited by her nickname, Big S. Her satirical comedy addresses social taboos and controversial topics such as racism, sexism, and religion.

The 2 lower screenshots are taken from I Want Someone To Eat Cheese With (2007).
She's older than me which is a bit of a surprise. She's very pretty and looks fookin' ace.

Bird & Bike

2010-04-27T15:15:00.003+01:00

Who is she? Dunno, but that's a big bike.

Kirsty Duffy

2010-04-03T00:03:00.002+01:00

Kirsty is seen every morning on Channel 5's Wright Stuff as the Babe In The Booth or rather the girl who reads out callers' comments to the day's discussion topics.

On the rare occasions that she is allowed out of her confinement she has made our jaws drop with such exploits as hula-hooping and riding a bucking bronco. She has also sported a very Baywatch-alike red swimsuit and also a policewomans' uniform.

This is quite a noteworthy clip from the show below.

Melanie Sykes

2010-02-12T23:45:00.000Z

Melanie Sykes (born August 7, 1970 in Manchester, England) is mostly known for her modelling and tv presenting (with Des O'Conner) and possibly acting. Although I'm not sure if appearing in those Boddies ads constitutes her as a fully-fledged actress.
I'm surprised she's not more in-demand these days.
Maybe she is? I don't know. Don't ask me, alright?

Jennifer Garner

2010-01-25T01:47:00.000Z

Date of Birth

17 April 1972, Houston, Texas, USA

Birth Name
Jennifer Anne Garner

Height
5' 8" (1.73 m)

Ben Affleck must be a very happy man.

Gina Bellman

2010-01-17T02:44:00.001Z

She's not often seen on the box as much as I'd like. Born 10 July 1966 and is a New Zealand-born British actress possibly best-known as Jane in Coupling and her latest tv series 'Leverage' is about to start on one of the digital channels shortly.

Rachel Riley TV footage of THAT dress

2009-11-06T00:03:00.010Z

Remember that dress Rachel wore that day? Say no more.

And another one. Pink seems to suit her ;-)

Madeline Smith

2009-11-01T17:33:00.002Z

How about a spot of retro action?
Here's an actress most famous from her days at Hammer Studios (The Vampire Lovers, 1970) and whom my dad used to know, too. Although not like that. At least I don't think so...

Madeline Smith (born 2 August 1949 in Hartfield,Sussex) was married to David Buck, a film actor. She is an English actress-comedian. She was a model in the 1960s, and appeared in many comedy films (e.g. Carry On Matron), television series, and Hammer horror films during the 1960s and the 1970s.

In the late 1960s and early 1970s, Smith was considered by many to be very photogenic. She was also frequently the subject of cartoons by J Edward Oliver, which made constant admiring reference to her disproportionately large bust.

Gemma Bissix

2009-10-29T00:46:00.003Z

Gemma Bissix (born 6 June 1983) is an English actress. She has been acting since the age of 9. Her most prominent roles have been in soap operas, as Clare Bates in EastEnders (1993 - 1998, 2008) and Clare Devine in Hollyoaks (2006 - 2007, 2009).
Watching her onscreen during these last few years has been a bit odd to me as I always remember her as a youngster in Eastenders with her stepdad, Nigel. Weird.
Check the vid for a truly awful (and typical) Eastenders acting masterclass in subtlety. Nice boobs, though.

Christine Bleakley

2009-10-20T21:51:00.001+01:00

I don't know how I've omitted Christine from this blog so far as she's on the box every night.
She's gorgeous, isn't she?
Originally from Northern Ireland, her date of birth is still a little shady; some reports say 1980, some say 1979.
Oh well, whatever she looks good for 29/30 anyway.

Rachel Grant

2009-10-03T23:29:00.004+01:00

You probably know her best as 'the girl on the right' on that Lynx deodorant ad. Y'know, the one with 2 girls dancing with that bloke in the pub to 'Make Luv'. She also starred opposite Pierce Brosnan in the James Bond film Die Another Day as well as body-doubling for Angelina Jolie in the film Tomb Raider.

Not sure of her birthdate but she was born circa 1977.

Rachel has a website here

Michelle Marsh

2009-10-03T02:01:00.002+01:00

Here's topless model Michelle back again in a rather nice pose sans a shirt.

The return of Curvy Kate

2009-09-27T03:01:00.005+01:00

Here's some more of 'Curvy Kate' from Brastop. Pics AND a vid!

Who is she? I need to know!

Shakira

2009-09-27T02:13:00.003+01:00

Well after seeing her HOT performance on Jonathon Ross's show (look for it on YouTube) I just had to post up something here.

Shakira Isabel Mebarak Ripoll (born February 2, 1977), known professionally as Shakira is a Colombian singer-songwriter, musician, record producer, dancer and philanthropist who emerged as a musical prodigy in the music scene of Latin America in the early 1990s.

Born and raised in Barranquilla, Colombia, Shakira revealed many of her talents in school as a live performer, demonstrating her vocal ability with rock and roll, Latin and Middle Eastern influences with her own original twist on belly dancing. Shakira is a native Spanish speaker and also speaks fluent English, Portuguese and Italian.

Keeley Hawes

2009-09-22T23:54:00.004+01:00

Keeley Hawes (born 10 February 1976) is a British actress, known for many television roles, notably those of Zoe Reynolds in Spooks (2002-04) and Alex Drake in Ashes to Ashes (2008-10). Hawes is also known for voicing the video game character Lara Croft since the 2006 release of Tomb Raider: Legend.
I never watched Spooks so can't comment on her tenure on the show. She first came to my attention on the BBC drama, Tipping The Velvet in 2002 and then more recently in Ashes To Ashes.

She doesn't readily get her kit off much any more - all through A2A I was yearning for a bit more flesh but, alas, no - unlike her previous roles and of course the above photoshoot which is a shame. And now that she's signed to L'Oreal then her tv work will be scrutinised by the bosses I would imagine.

She has mentioned that she is bisexual which is a comfort at least.

Rachel Riley from Countdown

2009-09-22T01:19:00.007+01:00

I haven't seen the programme for a while, in fact haven't seen it in months but Carol Voderman's replacement on channel 4's Countdown is the very gorgeous Rachel Riley.

Rachel Riley, 23, is the co-host of Countdown, one of Britain’s longest running quiz/problem solving shows. She is responsible for the maths element of the show.

She was born on March 11, 1986 in Paddington, London and was educated at Southend High School for Girls and then studied mathematics at Oriel College, Oxford, where she got a 2:1.

This is a pic of her from today's show and she is wearing the most jaw-dropping outfit in Countdown's history.

More here.

Scarlett Johansson

2009-09-14T01:24:00.003+01:00

Scarlett Johansson (born November 22, 1984) is an American actress and singer. And no, she isn't otherwise known as Kirsten Dunst.
This particular pic always reminds me of Baywatch.

Traci Bingham

2009-09-06T22:10:00.002+01:00

Traci Bingham (born January 13, 1968) is an American actress, model and television personality. She is best-known for playing the role of Jordan Tate on the television series Baywatch between 1996 and 1998.
In addition to her acting work, Bingham has posed for Playboy Magazine on a number of occasions. In June 1998, she posed for a "Babes of Baywatch" issue along with Donna D'Errico, Marliece Andrada, Pamela Anderson, Yasmine Bleeth, Carmen Electra, Gena Lee Nolin, and Erika Eleniak.

Megyn Price

2009-09-06T22:05:00.002+01:00

Who she?
Megyn Price (born March 24, 1971) is an American actress. She is best known for her roles as Claudia Finnerty on the sitcom Grounded for Life and Audrey Bingham on the CBS sitcom Rules of Engagement.
The pic is from 2004.

Coors Girls

2009-08-19T22:18:00.005+01:00

I'm not a Coors drinker myself, more a Bud man or sometimes Boddies but I'd change my booze habits if it meant purchasing them from these laydeez. Although I would rather the one on the right nicked off and changed the barrel or summat.

Nigella Lawson

2009-08-01T16:19:00.003+01:00

Nigella Lucy Lawson (born 6 January 1960) is an English food writer, journalist and broadcaster. In 1998, she brought out her first cookery book, How to Eat, which sold 300,000 copies and became a bestseller. She went on to write her second book in 2000, How to be a Domestic Goddess, winning her the British Book Award for Author of The Year.

Renowned for her flirtatious manner of presenting, Lawson has been called the "queen of food porn".

Nigella has her own website which you can go to here.

Keyra Augustina

2009-07-05T11:40:00.007+01:00

Who she?

Keyra Augustina is a young girl from Argentina, best known as the "Perfect Ass" girl.

Her pictures circulated on the internet some years ago causing a great deal of interest due to this (deserved) title.

Most of her pictures show her ample, curvy butt, with her face hidden in the dark background. Keyra has been approached by several famous magazines such as Playboy and Penthouse, but unfortunately for her fans, she rejected the offers. However, she posed for Maxim magazine.

See more pics here.

'Kate' from Brastop.com

2009-07-03T14:24:00.004+01:00

I've no idea who this girl's name is but I'll call her 'Kate'.
She models underwear on http://www.brastop.com/ and also features in a couple of videos on the site. No. Not THOSE sorts of videos.
If you're into the goofy, eyebrows, Billie Piper look (which I am) then she's yer gal.

Adios 'The Adios Effect' TV ad

2009-07-03T14:08:00.005+01:00

This ad isn't shown any other time than during the daytime, I've found. But if you ask me it should be shown after 9pm.
Ker-ripes! What a nice pair o' buns on the lass.
Can never remember what the advert is trying to sell, though.

First Post - Michelle Marsh

2009-07-03T13:42:00.002+01:00

Michelle Marsh (born 30 September 1982) is a glamour model from Royton in the Metropolitan Borough of Oldham, Greater Manchester, England.
Noted for her naturally large 32FF norks, she has been a Page Three girl, has appeared in many men's magazines, has featured on popular British television programmes, and has released a pop single that reached number 27 in the UK singles chart. She is married to footballer Will Haining and has one child.